Paranoid

Some people stare. Some people follow. Or at least… that’s what your brain keeps telling you. Paranoid delivers the joke in two perfectly timed acts. Front: STOP STARING AT ME Back: STOP FOLLOWING ME Whether you’re the funniest person in the room or just appreciate subtle humor, this tee is designed to earn a second look—and then a laugh. Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001, it’s incredibly soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough to become your new favorite T-shirt. Designed by B’s Tees. Merch That Makes You Smile. Product Features Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 retail fit 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that's breathable and exceptionally soft Classic unisex fit with crew neckline Side seams and shoulder taping for lasting shape Tear-away label for added comfort High-quality DTG or DTF printing, depending on the fulfillment partner Ethically manufactured and REACH certified Care Instructions Machine wash cold Tumble dry low Iron inside out on medium heat if needed Use non-chlorine bleach only Do not dry clean

Unisex tee. Fit varies by garment. See the product details above for the specific style and fabric. Need measurements or help choosing a size? Ask us before ordering.

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