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Mommy’s Favorite Crotch Goblin
From $44.99
A little chaos. A lot of comfort. Mommy’s Favorite Crotch Goblin brings the original B’s Tees artwork to a cozy adult hoodie, with the complete graphic centered above the pocket.
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Details & care
Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie: medium-heavy 8 oz/yd² fabric, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, classic fit, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, roomy front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and waistband. Original front artwork printed with DTG by Monster Digital. B’s Tees branding inside the neck. Blank back and sleeves.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F); non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry medium; iron on low heat away from the printed artwork; do not dry clean.
Fit & sizing
Unisex adult sizing, S–5XL. This is an adult garment, not baby or youth clothing. Choose White, Sport Grey, or Light Pink. Check the size chart for your preferred fit.
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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